sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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