my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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