Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Even my vagina gasped.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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