it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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