Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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