Your face is a jimmy john
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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