I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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