hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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