I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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