Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
