Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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