If that was your dad, he is hot
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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