You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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