I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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