i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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