what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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