She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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