Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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