just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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