drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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