your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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