I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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