I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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