need another drink. this is the easiest way
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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