theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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