AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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