I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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