i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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