My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Blow job season was short but glorious.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
i need some magic done to my vagina
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
