Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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