i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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