I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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