How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
