He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Found your dick twin last night
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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