I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
