She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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