I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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