Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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