He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
so let's talk penis.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Randomize
