belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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