her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
