my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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