This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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