dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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