I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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