Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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