dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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