Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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