I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
