I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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