I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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